wessasaurus-rex:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

dear god this is making me laugh harder than i want to admit 

So this tagging thing is taking a lot longer than I thought it would.

I’m not getting off hiatus, I’d just like to say that I won’t be back for a while, most likely after July.

designerskylineinmyhead:

PLEASE SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILD FIRE. SIGNAL BOOST !!! SIGNAL BOOST !!!!

TRY TO NOT FOLLOW PEOPLE BACK OR CLICK UNTRUSTED LINKS(MIGHT BE DIRECTED TO NASTY VIRUSES OR SCREAMERS)

DONT POST SELFIES (THESE FUCKERS PHOTOSHOP SELFIES ON TO PORN)

HAVE A MOVIE DAY IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED

BE SAFE EVERYONE I LOVE YOU

kittydirk:

woowahahaottawhat

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY, FOLKS.

WHAT FOR? I GOT 1666 FOLLOWERS MOTHER F-ERS. 

ALL OF YOU GREAT FOLLOWERS OF MINE DESERVE SOMETHING GOOD AND ALL. 

WHAT YOU WILL WIN:

A fleece throw blanket with the god tier symbol of your choice on it.

A god tier shirt

An Alpha kids shirt

God Tier Hoodie

3 Doodles

3 Icons

4 Shipping doodles

2 full color requests/sidebars

Dirk Glasses

A 10,000 word fic about your otp

A 2,000 word fic about your otp

ANY WAY. 

RULES IS SIMPLE:

  • Reblog and Like for two entries
  • you dont have to be following me but i would prefer it if you do
  • because its a thanks to my followers and all that
  • UM
  • no giveaway blogs
  • uhm these prizes are given out individualy so yeah there’s no like 1st 2nd and 3rd shit
  • the usual alright are we done here

just-a-demon-butler:

RULE TIME! 

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME. 

REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WISH.

FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS! 

IF YOU DO NOT WISH FOR A DRESS! That is a-okay! I will pay for a cosplay of your liking as long as it’s under 200 USD! You will still receive a headband, tea (of your liking) and a tea set! 

If you would like a closer look at the sites that I’ll be purchasing from! 

THE DRESSES / HEADBANDS / TEA / TEA SET

GIVEAWAY WILL END AUGUST 1ST! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 I MUST HAVE SOME FORM OF PERMISSION FROM YOUR GUARDIAN(S)!

The desired dress of choice will take awhile to make so please keep that in mind! Thank you!  

mandavee replied to your post: Hello my lovely followers. I’m sorry b…

I’ll miss you, boo

Again, you can message me if you want, but I’ll miss you too boo <3

2 weeks ago · 0 · reblog
Tagged #mandavee

Hello my lovely followers.

I’m sorry but I’m going to be taking a week or two hiatus from Tumblr starting today (by hiatus I mean I’ll have one tab open containing every post I’ve posted/reblogged & just tag them all until I’m done). I’ll leave my ask open, but will turn of anonymous & submissions considering this whole 4chan thing is madness. Hopefully it’ll all be blown over by the time I come back.

I’ll still be replying to asks for the hiatus.

See you all later!

555-tardis:

Keeping you all updated

komaedas:

ロンパまとめ7 by かわち 
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

aktigerlily:

callmebliss:

robomattic:

kindaskimpy:

District Heroes.

Panem today. Panem Tomorrow. Panem forever.

I can’t even handle these. holy cow

FRIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKK.

i can’t get over amputee guy

2 weeks ago · 48490 · reblog
Tagged #hunger games #fave #ahh

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

(Source: youtube.com)

2 weeks ago · 347216 · reblog
Tagged #sorry not sorry #ayyy

omg ask these please they're so cutE

Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Read: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
2 weeks ago · 908642 · reblog
Tagged #pretty please #asks

thegiftof1liners:

Pierce The Veil - The Sky Under The Sea

2 weeks ago · 11183 · reblog
Tagged #pierce the veil #ptv

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

2 weeks ago · 191647 · reblog
Tagged #gender #ayy #nsfw?? #pretty much